I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Randomize
