Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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