so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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