only if we run a train.
done.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
