she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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