Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just cropdusted the office
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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