Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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