dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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