I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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