So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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