R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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