Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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