I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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