I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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