She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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