I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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