I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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