god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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