STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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