Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I want her autograph on my taint
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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