yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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