i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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