Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
This baby is an asshole
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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