just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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