With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I see more hoeing in ur future
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