no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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