In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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