I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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