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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
