your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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