Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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