im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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