Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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