White coat. Heels.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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