return my video game
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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