my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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