I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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