why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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