Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
