omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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