brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
