Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my shit smells like andre
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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