what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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