Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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