and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My penis needs a shock collar
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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