You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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