i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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