ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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