Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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