Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
