what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you didnt know i had herpes?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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