Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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