HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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